What a hilarious misunderstanding

Budgeting for adult life sucks but I want it so bad

intelligentairhead:

Okay but Teddy Lupin performing a one-man show of all the shit that happened to his godfather in school

take a moment and picture this kid switching from red hair to blond to mock himself for being a Weasley three seconds before he changes to Harry to tell himself to stuff it

Imagine the wonder that is the Teddy Lupin one man theatre club

whittynovels:

literally me

knittergirl80:

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

This is why I feel bad for my students learning English. It’s just so dang confusing!

Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO
1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

  • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
  • eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
  • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
  • eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
  • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
  • eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
  • the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
  • eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

miscnief:

are these still a thing?

(insp)

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

i

foodffs:

Easy mushroom risotto (Gluten Free)

Really nice recipes. Every hour.
cute-bun-alert:

I’ve personally never really thought of making a masterpost (mostly since there’s already soo many good ones out there) but i haven’t really found many good calm/relaxing masterposts - with a sole purpose of reducing stress and just taking care of yourself. So I’ve decided to make this one in hopes of at least reducing a lil stress, and letting yourself forget about whatever is bothering you at the moment. Oh, and if anything should be added, or if you simply need someone to talk to, please don’t hesitate to message me. ^^
Calming sounds/ambience 
- Ambient mixer: this site let’s you listen to both ambiance and music, and allows you to make your own mixes if you’d like.
- Naturesoundsfor.me: i thought this one was a bit interesting, again its customizable, and you can listen to what others have created. You can mix different nature sounds together and adjust each sound’s volume.
- Noisli: while searching for really good ambient sites, i have to say i *really* love this one. It has a very simple design to it - click which sounds you want to hear and adjust how loud/quiet you’d like them to be. Along with that you can click the background for a random colour generator which slowly transitions into other colours.
Instrumental/Calming Music 
- Studio Ghibli instrumental mixes: here’s a bunch of ghibli mixes, Piano mix / Instrumental / Some more instrumental / Jazz (first album) / Jazz (second album) / Music box playlist / Another music box playlist / 
- Other instrumental mixes (from movies): Wolf Children mix / Animal crossing: original game - wild world/city folk - new leaf / - A few more calming mixes (misc.): Has an animal crossing feel to it / Perfect for falling asleep to / Another relaxing mix / A more jazzy mix / And one moreRelaxing/feel-good Movies 
As always, ghibli movies always tend to give a happy vibe (there’s some exceptions though, *cough* grave of the fireflies *cough*), here’s an entire masterpost for every film/short film produced / you can also search for them here and here.Other really good animated movies: Wolf Children (this movie is absolutely adorable and the soundtrack is so good - casual warning that it does get a bit sad at some moments) 5 cm Per Second (the animation is gorgeous, if you’re up for a romance movie def give this one a watch)Hotarubi no Mori e (oh no this movie, again it gets a bit sad, but is very cute) Children who chase lost voices (i still haven’t gotten the chance to watch this movie! however from what i’ve seen it looks good)Animal Crossing Movie (even if you haven’t played the game before just watch this i promise its so cute)Summer Wars (i love a really good slice of life/cute family dynamic, literally every char in this movie was adorable)Disney movies:Again, here’s an entire masterpost (includes both older and newer movies) / you can search for movies here.I’ve also found a couple channels that simply post videos of kitties/cute lil nature videos - here, here, and here.Cute sites/games 
everything orisinal
a very pink game
cat poke poke some cats
cat planet, planet of the cats
knytt series
small worlds
tork - a language game
leaf me alone
wrrrmz
sushi cat series
ghost party
sprout
flock together
bunni: how we first met
this is the only level and achievement unlocked series*(these are games taken from this masterpost)*
**Here’s another lil cute games masterpost - these are sooo adorable omg.And here’s one more cute games masterpost.the thoughts room - type out your worries and watch them fade away in to starssilk - use rotational symmetry and mirrors to create beautiful flame patternsthisissand - just click and hold to build scenes filling your screen out of colourful sandimagination - move your mouse around and watch light slowly fly in all directionsneonflames - build your own nebula with pretty colours and effectstonematrix - a grid of squares on a pulse, draw to turn each block on and create musicwritten? kitten! - as you write, be rewarded for your work with kittens!cute roulette - click to instantly receive an adorable animal video (there’s lots!)foster kitten cam - a 24 hour live stream of adorable fostered kittens. (updated each month)daily cute - fluffy, fuzzy, and all cute photos.screen cleaning - just click it, go on!(credit for these links goes to this post and the user who created it ^^)
There *are* also a couple masterposts made that I find are helpful - including this one (full of more calming sites), this one, and this one.Remember as I said before, if you ever seriously feel the need to talk to someone don’t be afraid to message me. I hope this helps!

cute-bun-alert:

I’ve personally never really thought of making a masterpost (mostly since there’s already soo many good ones out there) but i haven’t really found many good calm/relaxing masterposts - with a sole purpose of reducing stress and just taking care of yourself. So I’ve decided to make this one in hopes of at least reducing a lil stress, and letting yourself forget about whatever is bothering you at the moment. Oh, and if anything should be added, or if you simply need someone to talk to, please don’t hesitate to message me. ^^

Calming sounds/ambience 

- Ambient mixer: this site let’s you listen to both ambiance and music, and allows you to make your own mixes if you’d like.

- Naturesoundsfor.me: i thought this one was a bit interesting, again its customizable, and you can listen to what others have created. You can mix different nature sounds together and adjust each sound’s volume.

- Noisli: while searching for really good ambient sites, i have to say i *really* love this one. It has a very simple design to it - click which sounds you want to hear and adjust how loud/quiet you’d like them to be. Along with that you can click the background for a random colour generator which slowly transitions into other colours.

Instrumental/Calming Music 

Studio Ghibli instrumental mixes: here’s a bunch of ghibli mixes, 
Piano mix / Instrumental / Some more instrumental / Jazz (first album) / Jazz (second album) / Music box playlist / Another music box playlist / 

- Other instrumental mixes (from movies): 
Wolf Children mix / Animal crossing: original game - wild world/city folk - new leaf

- A few more calming mixes (misc.): 
Has an animal crossing feel to it / Perfect for falling asleep to / Another relaxing mix / A more jazzy mix / And one more

Relaxing/feel-good Movies 

As always, ghibli movies always tend to give a happy vibe (there’s some exceptions though, *cough* grave of the fireflies *cough*), here’s an entire masterpost for every film/short film produced / you can also search for them here and here.

Other really good animated movies:
Wolf Children (this movie is absolutely adorable and the soundtrack is so good - casual warning that it does get a bit sad at some moments) 
5 cm Per Second (the animation is gorgeous, if you’re up for a romance movie def give this one a watch)
Hotarubi no Mori e (oh no this movie, again it gets a bit sad, but is very cute)
Children who chase lost voices (i still haven’t gotten the chance to watch this movie! however from what i’ve seen it looks good)
Animal Crossing Movie (even if you haven’t played the game before just watch this i promise its so cute)
Summer Wars (i love a really good slice of life/cute family dynamic, literally every char in this movie was adorable)

Disney movies:
Again, here’s an entire masterpost (includes both older and newer movies) / you can search for movies here.

I’ve also found a couple channels that simply post videos of kitties/cute lil nature videos - here, here, and here.

Cute sites/games 

**Here’s another lil cute games masterpost - these are sooo adorable omg.
And here’s one more cute games masterpost.

the thoughts room - type out your worries and watch them fade away in to stars
silk - use rotational symmetry and mirrors to create beautiful flame patterns
thisissand - just click and hold to build scenes filling your screen out of colourful sand
imagination - move your mouse around and watch light slowly fly in all directions
neonflames - build your own nebula with pretty colours and effects
tonematrix - a grid of squares on a pulse, draw to turn each block on and create music
written? kitten! - as you write, be rewarded for your work with kittens!
cute roulette - click to instantly receive an adorable animal video (there’s lots!)
foster kitten cam - a 24 hour live stream of adorable fostered kittens. (updated each month)
daily cute - fluffy, fuzzy, and all cute photos.
screen cleaning - just click it, go on!
(credit for these links goes to this post and the user who created it ^^)

There *are* also a couple masterposts made that I find are helpful - including this one (full of more calming sites), this one, and this one.

Remember as I said before, if you ever seriously feel the need to talk to someone don’t be afraid to message me. I hope this helps!

wnderlst:

Garnet Lake, Sierra Nevada Mountains, California | Blake DeBock

wnderlst:

Garnet Lake, Sierra Nevada Mountains, California | Blake DeBock