What a hilarious misunderstanding

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport

foreverwholocked:

If you don’t think Chekov is adorable you are wrong.

I haven’t seen this movie in forever, so I heard all of these in Leah’s bad great Russian accent.

Sent my boyfriend a list of 21 reasons why he’s awesome in honor of his 21st birthday. His response?

“I CAN’T EVEN.”

I have taught him well.

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

napoleonbonerhard:

forces fandom talk onto friends who are not in the fandom 

ask-eep-crood:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:


Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

FUCK YEAH

ask-eep-crood:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

FUCK YEAH

Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

cumber-porn:

anenglishdirector:

HOLY SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM, BATMAN, A GIVEAWAY!

The number 666 has always (scarily) followed me around. My college ID number, important personal data, and now posts. I mean, yeah, I was always going to hit the number 666, but it looks cool as 6,666, right? Whatever.

So here, have a giveaway. I’m a poor student, so you can have some cool stuff I found in the flat:

  • an Iron Man 3 poster I got after going to the IMAX premiere
  • a Star Trek poster I got after going to the Star Trek Into Darkness IMAX premiere
  • a Sherlock t-shirt [which has been folded up badly, hence the creasing - also it’s a Men’s L but I guess it’d be nice as a bed-shirt too]
  • a Sherlock postcard by the wonderful Daunt
  • tickets from the Sherlopalooza event run by The Babes, featuring art by Kafers

So there. Lots of cool shit to be won. Have some rules, too:

  • reblog as much as you like, but don’t spam because that’s rude
  • likes also count
  • please only enter if you actually want this stuff, it’d be a shame if it all went to an unwanted home now, wouldn’t it?
  • you don’t have to be following me, but it’d be super awesome and fantastic if you did [because I have an A+ blog and I am a fabulous person]
  • the giveaway ends on 5th June at 11:59 GMT - so you have 3 weeks
  • please have your ask box open so I can tell you if you win - that, or it’ll go to someone else [only 1 winner I’m not made of prizes]

ENJOY. Also, apologies for the bad photography. You’ll get over it. FREE STUFF.

oh yes please!!!

send me a pairing along with three words and I’ll write a ficlet for it

japhettheprophet:

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Same here though. My legs are shaking too.

Gracious, that’s not good! :/ Feel better, darling!

I think fiction allows us to sit for a while with people we would rather not meet.
Uwem Akpan (via writersrelief)

nillawiffle:

lydiabutz:

I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.

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